Do you want chin rubs or to lick my finger? Apparently both.

sleepingwiththekings:

Very true


I can attest to this. My father took me on a trip to Ireland when I was 12. He wanted to take a tour bus on the ring of Kerry. I didn’t cause I didn’t want to get car sick. So we used our rental car. My dad hit one of the “3d” potholes and bent the rim of the tire on said rental car. Then blamed the non driving 12 year old.

sleepingwiththekings:

Very true

I can attest to this. My father took me on a trip to Ireland when I was 12. He wanted to take a tour bus on the ring of Kerry. I didn’t cause I didn’t want to get car sick. So we used our rental car. My dad hit one of the “3d” potholes and bent the rim of the tire on said rental car. Then blamed the non driving 12 year old.

The always glamorous Petunia. Love those piggy lips and nose!

Dylan, the horny piggie. She’s driving me crazy running around mounting Lola and Petunia. Call me when she’s out of heat.

Queen Hash in Heat

Dylan is in heat. She’s chasing Petunia and Lola around the cage and mounting them while they squeal for mercy. I tried to take a nap on the couch but the noise was just too much. This needs to pass quickly.